Newton Geiszler: hermann??? nah what a nerd— [trips] [hundreds of thousands of photos of hermann gottlieb spill out of jacket] w-what a fuckign i these arent mine im just [gathering them up frantically sweating] listen i just listen fuck [thousands of pictures of hermann scatter across the floor] shit fcuk im holding them for a friend just listen
are there even people born after 1999
Geometric watercolor-like tattoos by Russian based artist Sasha Unisex
If you are reading this, you have survived your entire life up until this point.
You have survived traumas, heartbreak, devastation, the elements, different phases of life. And here you are.
You go, motherfucker. You’re awesome.
Little Girl Plays on Gentle Giant Tibetan Mastiff ** video **
I WANT 20 AND WE WILL SLEEP IN BIG PILES AND CUDDLE AND BE HAPPY
no one ever says that Rome needed help from aliens to build their empire
#l laughed for days when i found out that #ancient egyptians used water to reduce friction and move blocks for distances #and that this was literally DEPICTED ON THEIR HIEROGLYPHICS #but ~western archaeologists~ #thought that the pouring of water depicted ~superstitious rituals~ #jfc
dont eat potatoes its culturally appropriating to the irish and as a non irish person it offends ME
Potatoes were first grown and domesticated in Peru by the Andean/Inca people. Not in Ireland.
If you’re going to try to make a pathetic joke, at least know what you’re talking about first.