nostalgiaultra:

Me in the party: Gosh golly! This beat is… Whoo! This beat is… DANDY!

 Zodiac necklaces at Valentino Spring 2014

Day no2 at airport
How are we even awake???

21 hours ago with via

JUST A PSA:

loveatitsfinest:

American Airlines’ number (1-800-433-7300) is only one number away from a SEX HOTLINE (1-800-633-7300) IM NOT FUCKING KIDDING MY FLIGHT GOT CANCELED SO I HAD TO CALL AMERICAN AIRLINES AND THE LADY WROTE IT SO THE 4 LOOKED LIKE A 6 SO I CALLED IT AND THIS LADY JUST GOES ”MMMMM IVE BEEN WAITING FOR YOU IM SO HORNY” IM LIKE IM SHIT THIS ISN’T AMERICAN AIRLINES FUCK

1 day ago with 25,991 notes via seaquin by loveatitsfinest

jaclcfrost:

the real reason i like tall people

  • i aim to befriend them and slowly earn their trust so that they will carry me around on their shoulders
1 day ago with 15,832 notes via seaquin by jaclcfrost

lovetoflyanditshows:

Famous Viners?

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officialwillowpape:

when u dress up for a date in the kim k game and he say u look uglyimage

wizzard890:

yeltsinwasright:

kosherqueer:

armisael:

i know its supposed to be like social list but did anyone think this through

organize the things you love, like the economy

collaborate in the workplace

share lists, photos, and the means of production

1 day ago with 11,119 notes via princesssansa by armisael

ebrodevo:

INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE PEOPLE who are simultaneously GIANT DORKS are my ULTIMATE WEAKNESS

1 day ago with 471,748 notes via combeferret by ebrodevo

clannyphantom:

call the police

aangnog:

wifihotspot:

windowsvriska:

what if u walked into ur kitchen and kanye west was lovingly preparing cookies for u and quietly rapping to himself in a happy tone that would be so beautiful

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no one man should have all that flour

jeou:

Meng Lu for i-D Pre-Spring 2012

1 day ago with 10,835 notes via aubreygram by jeou
  • salazar: hey everyone just wanted your opinion on something
  • helga: shoot
  • salazar: okay what if we get giant versions of our house symbols
  • rowena: what
  • salazar: like godric would have a giant lion chilling out somewhere and rowena would have a big canary
  • rowena: its an eagle
  • salazar: okay whatever
  • godric: i dont think uh
  • salazar: it cant be too hard to find a huge badger
  • godric: okay dude no this is ridiculous absolutely no giant house symbols
  • salazar: oh um okay because i kind of uh
  • helga: 
  • rowena: 
  • godric: 
  • salazar: 
  • helga: what did you do
  • salazar: NOTHING
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