“When they’re babies, people will come up and say to you ‘Are they a boy or a girl?’ when the kid’s in the pram and you can’t tell. And immediately when you tell them which gender it is they will behave differently according to what you tell them. It got to the point where we didn’t want people to know what gender the baby was. Just treat it as you’d treat someone you wanted to be nice to! Why is it so important to you to know? And then you hear people saying ‘Oh, look at him, he’s a little flirt isn’t he’, or ‘Oooh, she’s gonna wrap you around her little finger’ and all this. What are you on about? She’s two months old, she’s just shat herself.”

Alan Davies completely and utterly demolishing gender roles (via vanillanice)

33 minutes ago with 34,989 notes via cocokat by vanillanice

llllucy:

Me at parties

kaijuno:

Newton Geiszler: hermann??? nah what a nerd— [trips] [hundreds of thousands of photos of hermann gottlieb spill out of jacket] w-what a fuckign i these arent mine im just [gathering them up frantically sweating] listen i just listen fuck [thousands of pictures of hermann scatter across the floor] shit fcuk im holding them for a friend just listen

2 hours ago with 255 notes via tsundere-scientists by kaijuno

hotgrrl:

are there even people born after 1999

2 hours ago with 76,528 notes via agent-pluto by cutebiche

valium-ismyfavoritecolor:

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gaksdesigns:

Geometric watercolor-like tattoos by Russian based artist Sasha Unisex 

20 hours ago with 25,597 notes via aubreygram by tarassein
20 hours ago with 84,979 notes via madamateur by unamusedsloth

askclint:

If you are reading this, you have survived your entire life up until this point.

You have survived traumas, heartbreak, devastation, the elements, different phases of life. And here you are.

You go, motherfucker. You’re awesome.

20 hours ago with 387,814 notes via colombiansugar by askclint

dreammakr:

lawebloca:

Little Girl Plays on Gentle Giant Tibetan Mastiff ** video **

I WANT 20 AND WE WILL SLEEP IN BIG PILES AND CUDDLE AND BE HAPPY

20 hours ago with 123,099 notes via combeferret by lawebloca
20 hours ago with 2,158 notes via rosalindfranklins by decadist

thymoss:

railroadsoftware:

no one ever says that Rome needed help from aliens to build their empire

#l laughed for days when i found out that #ancient egyptians used water to reduce friction and move blocks for distances #and that this was literally DEPICTED ON THEIR HIEROGLYPHICS #but ~western archaeologists~ #thought that the pouring of water depicted ~superstitious rituals~ #jfc

bornabitch-allthedaysandnights:

combatproana:

dont eat potatoes its culturally appropriating to the irish and as a non irish person it offends ME

Potatoes were first grown and domesticated in Peru by the Andean/Inca people. Not in Ireland. 

If you’re going to try to make a pathetic joke, at least know what you’re talking about first. 

vesley:

also I’m not saying I keep track of who reblogs my selfies but there is a mental list of who will have power when I conquer

21 hours ago with 91,813 notes via labuleechansu by vesley
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